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Ninja Clerics Part 1: *Sakura, Ed, and Alice come back from the mall; put the bags down* *Frank runs into the house out of breath and slams the door closed* Alice: What happened to you? F: Well, that's another state I'm banned from. Ed: Which one is it this time? F: Oklabraska. Ed: *with a disapproving look on his face* What exactly did you do this time? F: Well, all I did was Ed: Nevermind, I DON'T want to know. Sakura: *Cheerfully* But I do! Ed: No, you really don't. It may leave you mentally scarred for life. Sakura: *disappointed* Aww, fine. Ninja Clerics Part 2: *F decides to go for a walk a few hours after coming home* *S

*Ed online, IMing and browsing web pages* *Frank turns the modem off* Ed: Why am I logging offline? Did you turn off the modem again? I told you to keep it on. Frank: Ooops. Sorry. *Walks up stairs to go to bed* Ed: *muttering* Not this time. *brings up a command prompt {animated Gif or blinking cursor?} and types in "Stair Slope"* *The stairs turn into a steep slope, and Frank slids down the former stairs (from near the top) and hits his head on the wall behind the stairs* Ed: That should teach him to turn the modem off when I'm online; well, at least for a few days.